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还没说具体发售时间，也并没有开始预购，不过还是先放进愿望单吧
不知道粉枪大大发过没...所以我先混个精华
社区昵称：five0075
只是可惜依旧没有中文。
社区昵称：holyyang
37年剧本把民国弄了个共和国的国旗……
社区昵称：holyyang
37年剧本把民国弄了个共和国的国旗……
我靠三块地没了……当真国共合作了
社区昵称：youzhong
虽然很想买，但还是等打折吧
社区昵称：WindKnight
不应该是译为钢铁雄心？
社区昵称：Panzercat
3都没开始玩，对游戏载入速度记忆犹新，不上固态没法玩吧
还是放愿望单里等入合集吧
社区昵称：windowgame98
还以为说洛克人呢
社区昵称：Vanish
2代玩不来啊
社区昵称：Mr.Lucky Pants
不应该是译为钢铁雄心？
我脑残了，打错了
社区昵称：风中飘絮
3买了，还没来得及玩呢
社区昵称：eaglet123
37年剧本把民国弄了个共和国的国旗……
你看错了，是共和国已经成立了，正在攻打民国。
社区昵称：holyyang
你看错了，是共和国已经成立了，正在攻打民国。
那是桂系，首府南宁。steam上还张图就是37年共和国，没有延安，但有晋系桂系滇系西北三马和疆藏。另外一个改动就是37年伪满也没了，日本直辖东北。
社区昵称：Eternal Crusade
8.31就添加在愿望单了
社区昵称：eaglet123
那是桂系，首府南宁。steam上还张图就是37年共和国，没有延安，但有晋系桂系滇系西北三马和疆藏。另外一 ...
要是这样的话就没什么意思了……
社区昵称：??红衣膜法师??
卧槽卧槽&&我的北约兵牌呢！！！ 没有兵牌我的大局观怎么办
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希望能早日入手
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00:58, PE: 0.078859s , QE: 193, Gzip On.钢铁雄心4怎么购买正版 steam怎么买游戏_安游在线
大家好，钢铁雄心4上线已经有一段时间了，随然大家有很多玩破解版的，但是我们为了更好地体验游戏，还是应该购买正版，那么钢铁雄心4怎么购买正版呢？steam怎么买游戏呢？请看今天安游……
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　　大家好，钢铁雄心4上线已经有一段时间了，随然大家有很多玩破解版的，但是我们为了更好地体验游戏，还是应该购买正版，那么钢铁雄心4怎么购买正版呢？steam怎么买游戏呢？请看今天安游小编的文章。
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Title: Hearts of Iron IV
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Release Date: 6 Jun, 2016
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Recent updates
5 September
Hi everyone! Friday means its time to give you all a fresh update on Sunflower (1.2 patch) progress! Its starting to come together nicely now, so without further ado, here is what's been happening...
GUI improvements
Managing a lot of divisions training in parallel can get hard to get an overview of so now it’s possible to compact the entries. As an added help we now color training that is blocked by lack of equipment making it much easier to manage your queue size.
As a minor improvement to support the work on next section naval battle and port strike reports now give a quick summary over damage to survivors as well so you know how much was done in total and naval invasion alerts are more relevant and accurate.
Naval Balance
There has been a bunch of reports about the submarine game not working so well, so this week we fixed bugs and tweaked submarines and convoy raiding. The big bug was that raiders would attack empty routes (supply convoy routes to places with enough local supply, so that they weren't used), this meant that they would be attacking non-existent convoys in a bunch of places rather than real ones making it appear as if it was impossible to catch anything there. General detection was also too low and has been tweaked up. The way sunk convoys affected efficiency of transport also had problems and have been tweaked for much stronger impact now. Starving out islands with a lot of defenders work a lot better now and raiding convoys can be pretty potent!
The AI’s use of fleets and missions have been improved a lot for Sunflower, but it’s still an area that needs more work to be really competitive with players. It’s something we will put effort into in the future.
General balance-wise we have been working on stuff to promote mixed fleets better and discourage light cruiser spam and lowering the impact of evasion in combat, meanwhile torpedoes have also gotten stronger. It’s going to need some more tweaking before the patch is out, but naval balance is now already much better!
Script update
We feel it is a shame that so many of the Soviet loving players chose to avoid the fiery alternate history path that picks Leon Trotsky. It simply has not made sense from a pure gameplay perspective. We’ve added a focus to address the issue that Trotsky is a much weaker choice than Stalin.
After winning the civil war, a Soviet player will be able to pick the focus ‘Permanent Revolution’, which unlocks parts of the same tree that ‘The Great Purge’ does.
Once the focus is completed, Trotsky’s trait will change to ‘Triumphant Revolutionary’. This will remove his Political Power penalty and make it much cheaper to help fuel more righteous worker revolutions across the globe.
“The end may justify the means as long as there is something that justifies the end.”- Trotsky
The focus trees have long been a source of many weird, funny and frustrating bugs.
The exiled government of Germany would demand Memel from Lithuania, who would then lie down flat and hand over the territory. Countries would welcome their invaders by building infrastructure and factories in the occupied territories. Diplomatic pressure on Turkey would make them a puppet of the exiled Germany. The USA would view a democratic Germany as still being ‘The Fascist Menace’ and jump at the first chance of war with them. Japan would go for war with the USA, despite being pushed back to the islands by the Chinese.
These and many other issues with the National Foci have been addressed in the upcoming patch.
I’ll mention a few of the general changes here:
As a general rule foci are blocked when a country has capitulated. We’ve added an option in script to unblock it for when the foci still make sense to complete.
Adding buildings via focus should now look for control of the state before building.
Blocked some of the foci leading to war if the nation has the same ideology.
At the moment there are some AI issues left to deal with, but if all goes well I hope we can get the Sunflower patch wrapped up during next week, at least as an open beta for public testing. Thanks for being patient!
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Hi everyone and welcome to this weeks diary with an update on Sunflower (1.2) patch. This is a great diary because its mostly written by other team members while I grab the credit of posting it! :D First up is Voffvoffhunden with new nations we are adding in.
New Nations
Have you ever felt that the Soviet Union was a bit of a big, threatening blob, but that there was little you could do about it apart from taking all their territory for yourself?
Things are about to get a whole lot more colorful!
You can for example enjoy a stay in the breadbasket of Eastern Europe, as the territory of the Ukrainian SSR joins the fray as releasable cores! Get yourself a nice little puppet just a grenade’s throw from Moscow, or release it from the Soviet Union, take control and have your own little reconquest against Poland.
Of course, one pesky country doesn’t do much for the breakup of the Soviet Union, so let’s all give it up for our favorite Caucasus trio!
Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan are releasable, and offer a whole new regional playground. I hear Tbilisi is lovely this time of the century.
As Poland gets invaded, Georgia might look to set up its own little empire Between the Other Seas, Azerbaijan might want push towards Stalingrad to ensure it controls ALL the Caspian oil, and Armenia, bordered on all sides by larger potential enemies, offers a whole new challenge for those players who like to play small nations and make them big.
Now, we hear you, some people prefer hotter climates to former Soviet states, and some players would rather dismantle the Allies than the Comintern.
For you there’s always Southeast Asia!
Laos, Vietnam and Cambodia can now hang out with Siam, offering new and challenging paths to domination in East Asia, or more states to turn into precious communist puppets.
We’re not stopping with the French-controlled mainland, however, as both the United Kingdom and the Netherlands can get a sock to the jaw as you force them to release Indonesia and Malaysia!
The colonial map will never be the same again.
Looking to the future, there is a lot more we want to do, to allow enterprising players to redraw the world map through victory, or give themselves new challenges.
Even with the new countries released, the Soviet Union is still an enormous block that we will be looking to add even more cores to. There are the Soviet republics of Central Asia, of course, which will be a huge chunk of territory. These will be followed by some more Soviet republics that never became independent, but which a forceful peace treaty might find use for to guarantee global stability/overlordship.
There’s also some more work to be done in Asia, such as the division of India, and Papua New Guinea, which Australia currently clamps on to with fists of steel.
Then there’s Western North Africa, where the control of France and Spain is a little too secure. That brings us on to the subject of the rest of Africa, which has just an immense number of post-colonial states whose independence is tightly tied to the era.
From there, we’ll see where future updates take us!
Theoretical states are always interesting, and who knows, I’ve heard a rumor that Texas really wants to secede from the Union...
AI Update from SteelVolt
This week I started out making sure that the AI is capable of canceling deployment lines when it badly needs the equipment in the field. Following up on that I am currently working on improving the AIs template upgrade and selection capabilities as well as fixing a bug or two in that system that popped up during development.
Oh, and there was that funny bug: AI could give away states to countries not at war with the original owner, leading to it being immediately given back...to the original owner!
See you all next week!
Useful links
Colonel Edition
The Colonel Edition includes the following items:
Heavy Cruiser Pack (cosmetic):
Seven heavy cruisers available for both Axis and Allies - Exeter, Prinz Eugen and Mogami amongst others.
Soviet Tank Pack (cosmetic):
Eight tanks for when playing as Soviet, ranging from light all the way up to Super Heavy.
US Tank Pack (cosmetic):
Eight tanks for when playing as USA, ranging from light all the way up to Super Heavy.
British Tank Pack (cosmetic):
Eight tanks for when playing as United Kingdom, ranging from light all the way up to Super Heavy.
German Tank Pack (cosmetic):
Eight tanks for when playing as Germany, ranging from light all the way up to Super Heavy.
French Tank Pack (cosmetic):
Eight tanks for when playing as France, ranging from light all the way up to Super Heavy.
Wallpapers:
Wallpapers made with art from the game.
Colonel Forum Icon:
A icon that can be used on Paradox own forum.
Field Marshal Edition
The Field Marshal Edition includes the following items:
Heavy Cruiser Pack (cosmetic):
Seven heavy cruisers available for both Axis and Allies - Exeter, Prinz Eugen and Mogami amongst others.
Soviet Tank Pack (cosmetic):
Eight tanks for when playing as Soviet, ranging from light all the way up to Super Heavy.
US Tank Pack (cosmetic):
Eight tanks for when playing as USA, ranging from light all the way up to Super Heavy.
British Tank Pack (cosmetic):
Eight tanks for when playing as United Kingdom, ranging from light all the way up to Super Heavy.
Wallpaper (cosmetic):
Wallpapers made with art from the game.
German Tank Pack (cosmetic):
Eight tanks for when playing as Germany, ranging from light all the way up to Super Heavy.
French Tank Pack (cosmetic):
Eight tanks for when playing as France, ranging from light all the way up to Super Heavy.
Avatars:
Unique portraits from the game to use as avatars on Paradox Forum.
Field Marshal Forum Icon:
A icon that can be used on Paradox own forum.
Art Book:
Art from the creation of Hearts of Iron IV.
Expansion Pass #1:
Includes the first 2 expansion and it’s related content, to an estimated value of
Expansion Pass #1
Includes the first 2 expansion and it’s related content, to an estimated value of
Sabaton Soundtrack is included but excluded from estimated value.
More info will come!
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About This Game
Victory is at your fingertips!
Your ability to lead your nation is your supreme weapon, the strategy game Hearts of Iron IV lets you take command of any nation in World War II; the most engaging conflict in world history.
From the heart of the battlefield to the command center, you will guide your nation to glory and wage war, negotiate or invade. You hold the power to tip the very balance of WWII.
It is time to show your ability as the greatest military leader in the world. Will you relive or change history? Will you change the fate of the world by achieving victory at all costs?
Main Features:
Total strategic war: War is not only won on land, sea and in the air. It’s also achieved in the hearts and minds of men and women.
Authentic real-time war simulation: Let the greatest commanders of WW2 fight your war with t tanks, planes, ships, guns and newly discovered weapons of mass destruction.
Assume control of any nation: Choose from the greatest powers striving for victory, or the small nations trying to weather the storm.
Turn the world into your battlefield: Experience the full WWII timespan in a topographical map complete with seasons, weather and terrain. Snow, mud, storms can be both your strong ally and a ruthless enemy.
Negotiate or force your will: Experience the advanced politics and diplomacy systems, form factions, engage in trade for resources and appoint ministers to your party.
Intense Online Combat: Battle in both competitive and cooperative multiplayer for up to 32 players. Featuring cross-platform multiplayer.
Give your nation a unique edge: Experience the flexible technology system, where all major powers get their own unique identity. Develop detailed historic tanks and planes through research and army experience.
Everyone will receive:
Poland: United and Ready:
A Free DLC adds a unique focus tree for Poland, new 3d models for tanks and planes, 2d assets, and extra leader portraits for the ultimate in historical accuracy.
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System Requirements
SteamOS + Linux
Minimum:
OS: Windows 7 64-bit or newer
Processor: Intel Core 2 Quad Q9400 @ 2.66 GHz / AMD Athlon II X4 650 @ 3.20 GHz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: ATI Radeon HD 5850 or NVIDIA GeForce GTX470 with 1GB VRAM
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Storage: 2 GB available space
Sound Card: Direct X- compatible soundcard.
Additional Notes: Mouse and keyboard are required. / Latest available WHQL drivers from both manufacturers/
Internet Connection or LAN for multiplayer, Up to 32 other players in multiplayer mode.
Recommended:
OS: Windows 7 64-bit or newer
Processor: Intel Core i5 750 @ 2.66 GHz / AMD Phenom II X4 955 @ 3.20 GHz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: ATI Radeon HD 6950 or NVIDIA GeForce GTX570 with 2GB VRAM
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Storage: 2 GB available space
Sound Card: Direct X- compatible soundcard.
Additional Notes: Mouse and keyboard are required. / Latest available WHQL drivers from both manufacturers. / Internet Connection or LAN for multiplayer, Up to 32 other players in multiplayer mode.
Minimum:
OS: Mac OS X 10.10 or better
Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 2.60 GHz or better
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: ATI Radeon HD 6970M
Storage: 2 GB available space
Additional Notes: Mouse and keyboard are required. / Latest available proprietary drivers /
Internet Connection or LAN for multiplayer, Up to 32 other players in multiplayer mode.
Recommended:
OS: Mac OS X 10.11 or better
Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 2.90 GHz or better
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: ATI Radeon R9 390M or NVIDIA GeForce 750M with 1GB VRAM
Storage: 2 GB available space
Additional Notes: Mouse and keyboard are required. / Latest available proprietary drivers from both manufacturers/
Internet Connection or LAN for multiplayer, Up to 32 other players in multiplayer mode.
Minimum:
OS: Ubuntu 14.04 LTS x32
Processor: Intel Core 2 Quad Q9400 @ 2.66 GHz / AMD Athlon II X4 650 @ 3.20 GHz
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: ATI Radeon HD 5850 or NVIDIA GeForce GTX470 with 1GB VRAM / Latest available proprietary drivers from both manufacturers
Storage: 2 GB available space
Additional Notes: Controller support: 3-button mouse, keyboard, and speakers are required. / Internet Connection or LAN for multiplayer, Up to 32 other players in multiplayer mode.
Recommended:
OS: Ubuntu 14.04 LTS x64
Processor: Intel Core i5 750 @ 2.66 GHz / AMD Phenom II X4 955 @ 3.20 GHz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: ATI Radeon HD 6950 or NVIDIA GeForce GTX570 with 2GB VRAM / Latest available proprietary drivers from both manufacturers
Storage: 2 GB available space
Additional Notes: Controller support: 3-button mouse, keyboard, and speakers are required. / Internet Connection or LAN for multiplayer, Up to 32 other players in multiplayer mode.
Paradox Interactive, HEARTS OF IRON(R) Copyright(C) [2016] Paradox Interactive AB All rights reserved.
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I loved HOI3 and HOI4 seems like a simplification which isn't a bad thing, so everything looked fine at first glance, but you'll quickly become frustrated once you realize the AI in this game is broken and it is very easy to win in single player, no matter what country you select. With enough patience you can even beat the Germans if you pick Luxembourg.Okay, but at least Multiplayer is fun, right? Sadly not, community is broken as well. Hyperactive kiddies, every game at max speed so you can't get anything done if you're not a twelve year old korean supernerd who hammers on the mouse and keyboard like no tomorrow. No fun at all. And everybody loves to prattle like crazy. Join TS or be kicked. When in TS, enjoy people farting and burping into their mics or make your ears bleed by telling you about their stamp collections. If you can't stand 20 people constantly talking about their imaginary girlfriends while you try to get anything done at max. gamespeed for longer than 5 minutes, this game is not for you.Summary: Avoid. Or wait for a sale at around 5$ and see if you got enough headache pills.
One of the best strategy games ever made.
Germany is not a good starter country. Don't play as Germany, noobs. Dondoit
&Pick Iran.&Start a communist coup in your own country.&Win the Civil War against yourself with the help of Mother Russia.&Declare war on Iraq because you want even more oil.&Iraq gets scared and joins the Allies.10/10 would accidentally start WWII again.
Purchased Hearts of Iron 4 - Had owned and played 1,2, and 3 - So jump right into the action because I am a pro: Lose to Poland as Germany by 1940. Go watch some Tutorials, realize how much I don't know. Now It's time to go back to the game. Things are going much better now! I actually supplied my Troops instead of giving them zero equipment, beat Poland, France, Norway - Things are going great. Time to take on the Soviets. Over run by Soviet Union like nothing.Back to the Tutorials - Figure out how to run the airforce. Figure out how to use the Navy. Return to game. Conquer the world 9/10 - Would take three tries to Rule the world again.
I wish there was a neutral becasue out of thumbs up or down i would have to choose down. The game seems likt it could be really fun but the reality of the game is you have to spend hours watching youtube trying to understand how to play the game because the tutorial is very sparse.So unless you have ten or so hours to watch play throughs of this game or have played other games from the same devloper be prepared to spend the time learning.
Hearts of Iron IV is a game that deserves a little extra attention. Let me explain.After playing about a dozen campaigns as minor nations and major nations, usually Turkey (minor) and France (major) the finer details of exactly how strange this game is come to light. That is, it is very silly.While your mileage may vary, the AI is in serious need of some kind of rework. For example, some of the major features of this game, the front-line and battle plan systems, lack any sort of internal logic. I can hear the dialouge in my head every time I right clickME: Set up a front line from Calais to Nice, please.GENERAL: Didja hear that men?! Set up FIVE front lines and ONLY MAN THE LINE IN BELGIUM.ME: No! Don't do that! Man the entire line.GENERAL: MEN! Split the army into five parts and stick that tank division DIRECTLY ON THE BORDER. Because F*** that guy in particular. (tanks have low HP and defensive qualities)ME:GENERAL: And don't mind that one province minor (Luxembourg), you don't need to fortify that.ME: *Is blitzkreig'd in a week through Luxembourg*While this may seem like nit-picking, it really isn't. This is a feature used more frequently than any other in the game if you don't like micro-managing literally hundreds of divisions for hours. And, sure, you COULD set up dozens of armies (my preferred method) and dozens of plans (that sweet combat bonus) and dozens of lines, orders and other things to fill your UI. You could, and WILL do this, or you will end up surrounded because you didnt fortify one province. This would all be well and good. But this isn't even scratching the surface of the game. In fact, this is one small set of gripes on one part of the game. We haven't gotten into air combat where notifications are sparse and unhelpful, naval invasions that are either a joke or a slaughterhouse (but rarely succeed), and all of the tiresome, rediculous decisions the AI makes. For example, the Soviets changing their mind about an invasion of Germany (at war, mind you) and moving their entire army to starve in Africa instead. Or being forced to invade Japan navally because my allies won't let me use their air bases for paratroopers (I waited TWO YEARS). Or occupying territory for that very ally instead of for myself because his one unit was there first.I could go on for...well, about a hundred and thirty hours. But I won't. Suffice to say, this game is silly. Tl;Dr Wait a year for patches and DLC. And if the reviews are negitive, buy something else.
HI,The Game is pure Fantasy not at all remotely based on History.
Having played many hours and I find that it is possible as Germany to invate England and the USA before the end of 1937 on historical setting.While I understand that as a Player you have options to alter History but the AI should be a little smarter.
Don't listen to the negative reviews complaining about AI or missing features. Since launch the devs have given FREE updates regularly which address these issues and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future. The game is very fun and there's nothing else quite like it aside from other games in the HOI franchise.
Turned USA into communist nation, made an unholy alliance with Japan, turned on the UK.9/10 would skull bump the monarchy again.
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&Be me, noob to Hearts of Iron in general&Decide to buy the newest one coming out, looks interesting&Download and install, start playing&Decide to start as the glorious American nation because what else&Spend a few years decking out my army, trying to not be poor&Fail at not being poor, the Great Depression is kicking my ???&1940 rolls around, no more poorness, glorious American people can be fat and wealthy again&Hitler is currently steamrolling France and Poland, no signs of being stopped&Actiontime.jpg&Declare war on the Germans, all the Axis declare back on me including Japan&u wot m8&Send my superior navy to go kill off the Japanese&Make a ton of marines and tell them to invade Okinawa and Iwojima&Have both islands by 1942&mfw&Start bombing the literal ???? out of the Japanese, need to destroy all the weebs&Move onto the Germans and Italians since Japan is a literal fortress of weebness&Launch a massive invasion of Africa, all my troops start to die in the desert but we take back land&Dying for freedom is glorious &Africa is finally the Allies, at the cost of over 300,000 American lives&Move onto trying to reenact D-Day&By this point 1944 is almost here, start to hope to finish the war by the end of 1944&Naval invade the ???? out of Germany&Americans make it safetly, freedom is coming ?????es&German army shows up&Oh ????&Americans start dying&More dying&This is bad news bears&So many dead&Finally Germany starts to run out of manpower, starts to be able to be pushed back&By this point the Soviets are in the war, also beating the Germans, we start racing towards Berlin&Soviets beat us to Berlin&goddammit.jpg&Germany collapses, only Italians and Japanese are left&Invade Japan, no nukes needed&Japanese die fast thanks to Soviet help&Start to invade Italy&British army suddenly decides to land, finally decides to help in the end of the war&Italy capitulates &Over a million American casualities &Blame my generals for the loss of life&Peace conference rolls around, puppet everything&Everything must be free&EVERYTHING&Decide that's enough puppeting, click done&Greece somehow gets nearly all of Germany's lands, is now a superpower&what&mfw you very nearly recreate WW II but Greece has to ???? it up
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&Be me&Plays this game for many hours then convinces best friend to buy it&Friend wants to play as Axis&I let him play as Germany&I play as Italy&Axis buddies for life &3&I teach him how to play in the first hour during 1936&Friend struggles to learn but he soon catches on&Friend then takes Austria and realizes he has a inner need to spread facism across Europe&I tell him to be careful and not start world war 2 yet&He listens for now...&Soon we take most of Europe and all of Africa by 1941&I tell friend to hold off the Brits while I take India&I succefully land in India and begin to replace tech support with Italians&Soon India is half way under my control when I go look at Europe&I see German troops lined up along the Soviet boarder&I ask friend what does he think he is doing&He replies with &I want Oil...&&*Has flash back of when I first invaded the Soviet Union*&It was a nice summer in 1941 as Germany&I took over all of Europe including the UK&I then looked at the Oil fields at Stalingrad&*licks my lips like George W. Bush*&Oil...&*I whisper*&It was going all too well but then Winter came&I advanced too quickly and my supply lines were streched too thin&My men were tierd and needed rest from the fighting but i kept pressing forward&Then I remember hearing &OOORRAHHH& from millions of Soveits in the distance along with Soviet Anthem.&I mumble to myself &what have I done?...&&*Snaps out of flash back*&I beg my friend to not ???? of the Soveit Union&He says he can take them&I tell him we will both get Shrekt&He replies with &too late& &I see germany declares war on the Soviet Union&I feel my heart sink and hear a voice with a Russain accent say &it's all Oger now Comrad&&I shake my head and think &No he can do it I have faith in him&&A few months pass and it is now November&India is barely alive when I hear &HOLY F*&@& from my friend&I look over and see my Friend has made the same mistake&He advanced too far and now the Soviets have him right where they want him&I realize if I dont act fast we will both be gang banged by millions of men&I quickly pull out of India leaving a decent force to hold what i have taken&My friend is losing ground fast&I tell him to build bunkers along the German Polish boarder incase we get pushed back that far&My armies arrive in germany poorly equipt&I ask my friend to let me barrow some of his weapons because he has too many guns&Now we might stand a chance...&I sprint to the front lines and begin to reinforce&We desprately try to hold onto the ground we have just taken but it is futile&The Soviets push us back out of Russia and into poland&I say to my friend &this is why you dont invade during the winter&&He replies with &but this is only one Front!&&I realized I forgot about Inida&I look back at India to see the rest of my army is cut off and is trying to survive&They scream and beg for their commander to send aid and reinforcements&I look back at the Easternfront and see the soviets still slowly advancing&&there is nothing I can do& i tell them&they reply with &W-what?&&*I cut communications with them*&I look up at my casualties and see them rise by a few hundred thousand&*A single tear rolls down my face*&that was about a third of my army i say to my friend&a few weeks later...&me and my Friend are doing everything we can to hold and more men are dying by the minute&I realize we cant stop the advance our men are too tierd&I tell my Friend to pull back to the &make germany great again wall&&He says what about you?&I tell him I need to avenge those men i lost...&He pulls back and i despritly try to hold while he regroups&I lose men like mad trying to cover the retreat&Eventually he digs in and I pull back&The Soviets are right on my heels when I make it to the Wall&&This is it& he says This is our last stand...&The soveits begin to attack the wall but they cant penetrate our defences&Morale +2&We then devise battle plans to take out the Soviet Union&After many Months of fighting along the boarder we make our grand Offensive &Operation Chicken Butt&&The plan goes well at frist we took back all of poland and began to march into the Soveit Union&We make it as far as Leningrad and the outskirts of Moscow when we hear &AMERICA F*&^ YEAH&&United States delcares war on the Axis...&We both ???? our pants&Soon hundreds of thousands of U.S. troops come out of the Soviet Union and begin to repel our forces&We despratley try to defend again but it is no use, the American War Machine is too strong.&Soon Americans land in Africa and France&We train new soldiers but give them few guns to defend&We both then apply &Everyone serves& recuitment polices&Italian soldiers break down my door and take my grandmother saying she is needed at the front&&I'm sorry& I say as they take her&Soon the Americans and Soviets are on the German and Italian boarders&It's everyman for himself at this point&I abandon the front and flee to madagascar leaving my friend behind&He calls me a traitor to the Reich I tell him I warned him&I look over at Italy and Germany and see them burning to the ground&My friend then sends forces to join my men on the Island&Europe is now under American and Soviet occupation with them standing off against one another&We both sit there and watch the world burn with spagetti and sausages&I look at him and say &this is why you never Invade during the winter&&We both laugh and then get hit my a nuclear bomb11/10 Friend and me would get gangbanged again
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&starts game as America&Hires a fascist demagogue&Turns fascist&#Make America great again&Builds border wall with Mexico&WW2 starts&Join axis&Colonize Britain&Puppet China to get a better trade deal&Made America great again
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The game uses a &World Tension& mechanic that I find extremely boring, frustrating, and that I believe was most likely an attempt at avoiding the challenge of programming a real AI that could actually respond in the national interests of each nation.
Instead of countries doing what would benefit them, once world tension reaches a certain point they will guarantee the independence of any nation, no matter how small and insignificant, no matter it's lack of strategic significance to the guaranteeing country, resulting in endless wars that make no strategic sense.
For example, the only difference between whether or not Brittan declares war on Germany when Germany makes a move on Poland is whether or not World tension is above or below 25%.
Also the battle plan system is absolute ????.
It looks like a good system at first glance.
But when I started watching my units more closely in large offensives they were doing some really strange things.
They would stall out, stopping their advance well before reaching their objectives, even when the enemy they were facing was inferior.
I often found units moving from one end of my front line to the other for no apparent reason. It was not at all unusual to see infantry units swapping places along extend fronts.
Infantry at the extreme north end of an offensive line would suddenly move to the south, while infantry of the same type would move from the south to the north.
It made no ????ing sense.A lot of the problems aren't apparent until you're well into the game.
I didn't really understand how ????ed up the world tension mechanic was until I was trying my forth play through and started looking at online discussions to try and understand why the AI was doing such stupid things.
I didn't notice the problem with battle plans until my last play though.I grabbed a couple of mods that nerf the world tension mechanic, but when I went to start another game, I found myself exiting out as soon as it started.
I just couldn't bear to play another moment.
And to be honest, I can't really say I enjoyed any of my time with the game.
The thing is, it take so long to figure out what is going on that by the time you realize how ????ed up it is you are way past the 2 hour refund period.Edit: Fixed spelling
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HoI IV sacrifices depth for accessibility. They fixed a lot the issues of the previous instalment, it plays much more smoothly but sadly Paradox also gutted a lot of meaningful game features.On release the game is in bad shape, issues abound, most glaringly the terrible terrible AI.Don't buy it, wait till it's fixed(with a few DLCs) and on sale.Proved to me again that I should never pre order not even from my favourite game company.
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At present time, with patch 1.1 and 3 months after the release the game is totally broken due to a hasty launch, followed by the Holiday. Aside from the AI being broken, the production levels are a complete joke. Some core concepts such as fuel/ammo/food are missing and so is the currency. Many concepts are over simplified and do not handle the complexity of war too well. I am sure this is going to be a great game in 2018 and I recommend buying it then at a much lowered price than what I paid for it but right now I don't recommend buying it.
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Currently lacks many features resulting in ruined playthroughs, one thing being the lack of diplomacy, proper peace deals and broken AI. Have had alot of fun exploring many different what-ifs though.
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Hearts of Iron IV is broken, plain and simple.
It's near impossible to review because the AI simply does not know how to play the game.
The simple basic task of researching along the tech tree and integrating new vehicles into its divisions is beyond it- expect lots of infantry and light tanks, and not much else.
The more complicated task of deciding which fronts to send units and in what quantity?
Forget about it.
Expect to see Germany conquer France, gift France away to Italy and Spain, and then assign all of its divisions to watch the neutral Soviet border and defend its African holdings as the Allies retake all of France, Italy, and Germany's SE European allies completely unopposed.
British conquering ports in northern Germany to land troops in?
Barely worth noticing, when some patch of desert in Africa needs men to stare into it from the border!
Given this, it's hard to even assess the other aspects of Hearts of Iron 4.
Ground combat seems to mostly work, naval and air combat less so, but if the AI can't even play the game little else matters.
The core game is actually very interesting.
The front system promises and mostly provides a convenient way to organize large quantities of men in a defense or assault, when the AI isn't needlessly shuffling units back and fourth from territory-to-territory and front-to-front like it's worried that its men will become couch potatoes if they don't constantly march.
The equipment production system and division design systems are delightful.
If in a year or two, the development team can teach the AI how to play the game, this could be a very interesting product.
I'm far more interested in it and it's future than Paradox's other recent unfinished dud, Stellaris.
For now, however, give it a pass- maybe in 2018 there will be something here worth giving a try.
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AI is a bugfest. I think the problem is systemic, because they tried to dumb down the stuff with &focus trees&. They simply cant all be reconciled with any plausible behaving ai. Butfear not, we will get 20-30 dlc's...have you seen some of the other paradox games?
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broken piece of ???? of a game. will be fixed around 2018. buy it on sale then!don't recommend unless you're into sadomasochism!???? paradox for releasing incomplete and broken games!
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